LOCAL FISH HAS NO MONEY, OPENS “COMMISSIONS”

I can’t get a job for the life of me. Send me your money (not a scam).

By Sizz Tuna

July 26th, 2024

After two months of ruthlessly applying for jobs everywhere I can think of and being either rejected or ghosted over and over again, my ineptitude has been solidified. I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s true, everybody. I’m cringefail. I’m never coming back from this one.

In a desperate bid to inflate my bank account, I’m doing it... I’m unleashing the great evil — I am... opening commissions. May Cod have mercy on my soul. So if you’re at all interested in little clay figures or music (and can pay me), I urge you to rush over to my commissions page while deals last (note: deals no longer last (purely because I don’t feel like updating that page)) (because I won’t be unemployed forever, ha ha, right?).

But seriously, major gratitude to anybody who decides to support me this way. Thus ends this public service announcement. Have a good day, make good choices, and don’t forget to make silly faces in the mirror.