Let me tell you the tale of Geronimo Gibbler
A peculiar man who was quite the scribbler
With teeth so gibbly
They fell out with but a nibbly
Of Hamburger Helper
He was a great man, Geronimo was
Yet a man is defined by the things that he does
I asked him once of the tasks on his way
And his answer continues to shock to this day
"A pound of yogurt, a pound of stew
A pound of broth before I'm through
Oatmeal and porridge and salsa, too
So long as it's nothing I have to chew"
Geronimo Gibbler, a powerful man
A boatload of energy within his hand
His system had limits
But nothing could dim its
Wisdom-secreting gland
Geronimo Gibbler, an idol to inspire
An economical man looking for hire
Who has filled his tummy
With nothing but yummy
To accomplish his every desire