Sizz Tuna Ocean of Something or Other

Perpetually under construction!

Also note that this website was designed on a laptop with a 1366x768 display!
I'm in the process of trying to make things more responsive, but if something looks weird, mismatching resolutions might be to blame.

Dive into The Ocean!

What is it? An exploratory, uhhh... image clicking thingy! It'll probably become apparent more quickly if you check it out than if I can explain it. The Ocean is ever-expanding in theory, but in reality, I haven't added much to it in a while. Nevertheless, have fun and see what you can find!

Note: Maybe consider enabling audio autoplaying for this website?
(There's like an entire one page that autoplays anything, so the choice is up to you.)

News:

Radical Hope: Why I Can’t Stop Thinking About Gates to Infinity (Op-Ed)

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity is not a particularly good game—this was abundantly clear to me when I set it down following my first playthrough earlier this year. In the months that followed, however, something curious happened... it had been so long since I’d played it, yet I couldn’t stop myself from continuing to think about the game incessantly, turning its characters and its plot over in my head. In all of its 59% Metacritic score glory, Gates to Infinity had managed to somehow do something that inexorably stuck with me.

Currently playing:

Nothing at the moment! Sorry to disappoint!

Funny little button thing!

Thanks for checking out my website! Here's a goofy little thing for any interested ->